where to put the doorknob.

应该把门把手装在哪儿
You're going to ask yourself,

你会问自己
"Well, I've complete freedom,

"我有充分的自由
maybe it'll look nice if I put it there right next to the hinges,"

也许放在铰链边上更美观"
then you realize that

而随即你就发现
there are parts of the universe, like Moron Land,

世界上有一个地方比如笨蛋国
where if you go,

如果你到了那儿
all the hinges,

所有这些铰链
all the doorknobs are here and they're saying,

所有门把手都在这儿他们说
"You know, we're applying a lot of force,

"你知道吗我们费了好大的力气
we're not getting anywhere. What's wrong?"

还是打不开门这是怎么回事"
Well, what we're realizing is that

我们意识到的是