Which, from the looks of it, will be in about an hour.

依你现在的状态看离狂吐还有不到一小时
Max, we really need to talk about this brochure.

麦克斯我们真的谈谈这本宣传册
Look, just because I have a pastry school brochure

就因为我有一本烘焙学校的宣传册
doesn't mean I'm actually gonna go to pastry school.

并不意味着我真的想去
Just like having those porn magazines

就像我有很多黄书
doesn't mean I'm actually gonna ride around on a tiger

也不意味着我会真的骑着一只老虎
performing unspeakable acts with sailors, probably.

跟水手们做一些很黄很暴力的行为大概不会吧
Pastry school is the same as porn.

烘焙学校就跟黄书一样
It's just a dumb fantasy.

不过是愚蠢意淫而已
Pastry school is not like porn.

烘焙学校才不像黄书
There is nothing in this brochure about a girl-on-girl croissant

这本宣传册上完全没有提及"女女合欢"羊角面包
That's good toothpaste.

这牙膏真不错