Max, what is going on in here?

麦克斯这里是什么情况
Turns out a tart's more than a cookie with some pudding on it!

原来水果塔不止往饼干上放点布丁那么简单
You've been in here six hours. You said you had this.

你都在里面六小时了你说过你能行的
I thought I had this! Turns out I don't!

我以为我能行但原来我不行
I haven't even finished a shell.

我甚至连塔皮都没做出来
I didn't know there was a shell. Did you know there was a shell?

我都不知道到底有没有塔皮你觉得有吗
Everybody knows there's a shell!

水果塔当然有塔皮啦
What the shell is wrong with you?

你的脑子怎么了也没皮了吗
I'm a tart who can't make a tart!

我是一个不会做水果塔的贱人[tart一词多义]
You could've made nine shells by now.

到现在你早应该做出九个塔皮了
I did. They're all in here. Look.

我做了啊它们都在这呢看
It's like Shell-Mageddon!

这就是"死亡塔皮"