Max, look, it's from the pastry school.

麦克斯烘焙学校寄来的信
My acceptance letter!

我的录取通知书
Lot of people talking about my chili in that bathroom.

厕所里有很多人在讨论我做的辣椒啊
Oleg, come here. Han, Earl, stay.

奥列格过来阿憨和厄尔待在原地
You guys are about to owe me big.

你们都要感谢我
I am gonna let you witness something extremely rare.

因为我要让你们见证一件极其罕见的事
More rare than a sighting of bigfoot or a UFO or Han's penis.

比看见大脚怪 UFO还有阿憨的小鸡鸡还罕见哦
You held me here so I could hear that?

你不让我走是为了让我听这句话吗
Behold, the rarest sight of them all.

各位观众全世界最罕见的事情
You are about to see something good actually happen to me.

你们即将看见有好事要发生在我身上
Listen to this.

注意听啦
"Dear Ms. Black, after careful consideration

"亲爱的布莱克小姐在对众多申请者