来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第13集 第13集》

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  We all sensed it the moment we saw her.
  我们一看到她就感觉出来了
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  Andrew's ex is a complete boyfriend stealer.
  安德鲁的前女友绝对是小三
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  And it takes one to know one.
  经历过才了解
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  Back in the day, if I had a notch on my bedpost
  以前 如果我翘一次别人男朋友
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  for every boyfriend I stole,
  床柱上就有一个凹槽
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  You would've thought my roommate was a beaver.
  你会以为我的室友是海狸
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  Don't let these weirdos bury the point.
  别让这些奇怪的人搞错重点
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  That woman is trouble.
  那女人是个麻烦
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  What do I do?
  我要怎么做
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  She's supposed to crash on his couch for another two days.
  她还要在他家沙发上待两天
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  The only thing a boyfriend stealer understands
  第三者唯一明白的就是
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  is brute force,
  强攻