The only thing a boyfriend stealer understands

第三者唯一明白的就是
is brute force,

强攻
which is why you need to coldcock that bitch

所以你要用一只装满橙子的袜子
with a sock full of oranges.

打晕那贱人
Okay, again, don't let these crazies water down the message.

好吧再说一次不要这些疯子搞错重点
You need to get her focused on another man.

你得让她关注另一个男人
This reminds me of that bar that we went to for Oktober Fest.

这让我想到了我们去慕尼黑啤酒节时的酒吧
Do you remember? I slipped and I fell

你记得吗我滑倒摔跤
and I got a splinter in my butt.

屁股里扎入了碎片
- Oh, yeah. - I still have the scar.

-是的 -我现在还留着疤呢
Yeah, there it is.

是的就在那里
Sorry for the tan line.

抱歉还有晒痕