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to make out with anybody's girlfriend that you want.
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Yes, and here is a V.I.P. pass to club Hakkasan in Las Vegas
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- for whenever I'm spinning. - What?
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And here is a crisp 40 bucks. You know, semper fi.
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You guys, I'm -- I'm not a real marine.
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This is just to get on "The price is right."
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They always pick guys in the military.
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So you kiss other people's girlfriends
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and you lie to get on game shows.
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- I mean, come on. You're a -- - A genius.
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So let's go in there, have some drinks.
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Then we'll hit the army navy store.