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The last spot in the show is between me and Misty Mastbaum.
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I thought she was your bestie.
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She is, but my bestie's a bitchy.
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She's crazy competitive.
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As soon as we were approached about the show,
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she adopted a three-legged corgi and named it Mr. Pickle.
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That's crazy bitchy.
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So now, I'm looking up handicapped animals
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to impress the producers.
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Oh, you want a handicapped animal?
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I got your handicapped animal.
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I know a homeless horse with gender identity issues.