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Look, pets are not my thing, okay?
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I already have something needy and fluffy
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that'll die if I don't take care of it... you.
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Go, it's your turn to go check on him.
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No, I went the last time and caught him eating my bra.
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Don't exaggerate. He only ate half of it.
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Oh, I'm sorry, you're right, I should be more positive.
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One of my cups is half full.
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What's going on in there?
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I don't suppose there's any way
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you took a giant dump on your dresser?
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You can't blame Chestnut. He's probably nervous.