Or don't.

随便吧
Who gives a crap?

谁在乎啊
Well, someone's in a bad mood. What's wrong, Oleg?

有人在闹脾气怎么啦小格格
Did they discontinue making Axe body spray?

你的男淫味身体喷雾停产了吗
Don't even kid.

这玩笑不许开
No. I'm cranky because I'm not having sex right now.

但不是啦我不高兴是因为现在没爱做
Yeah. I thought it was weird seeing both your hands

对啊我就觉得你说话时两手没在"下面"
while you were talking.

有种不习惯的感觉
Sophie's idea. It's some old Polish ritual.

苏菲的主意波兰那边的老传统吧
The bride and groom remain chaste for 30 days before the wedding.

新郎跟新娘婚前30天要保持"贞洁"
Apparently, the "something blue" at the wedding

看来婚礼上需要的"蓝色的东西"
has got to be my balls.

是我憋得发青的蛋蛋