The bride and groom remain chaste for 30 days before the wedding.

新郎跟新娘婚前30天要保持"贞洁"
Apparently, the "something blue" at the wedding

看来婚礼上需要的"蓝色的东西"
has got to be my balls.

是我憋得发青的蛋蛋
So, you're practicing celibacy.

所以你在实行禁欲
I'm trying, but there are women everywhere.

我在尝试啊可是到处都有女人
I feel like a bull in a vagina shop.

感觉自己像走进逼店里的公牛
Hear ye, hear ye!

听我说听我说
I'm unveiling a major improvement to the diner!

我要宣布我们餐厅的一项重大进步
Well, we'll miss you, Han.

我们会想念你的阿憨
Nice try, Max, but like Ryan Seacrest,

想得美麦克斯我就像瑞安·西克雷斯特
I'll be here forever.

我会永远都在这里
Now, will you all please do what you have yet to do on Twitter

现在请你们做你们推特上还没做的事