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How am I supposed to get rid of them?
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Just say what anyone says when they want a lesbian to leave,
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"There's a Subaru outside that's about to get a ticket."
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If you had you told me, ten years ago,
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I'd be on a dating site called "Lez Meet Up,"
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I would've told the youth pastor I was married to,
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"You've lost your mind."
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Oh, I just got some interest
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from the Del Monico Modeling Agency.
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But for the interview, he needs photos.
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And not just the pictures of his butt on your phone.
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Fine, you handle it.