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a couple of years ago, I was the face of shingles on WebMD.
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Girls, perfect timing to ask me to do this photo shoot.
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The FBI just gave me my camera back last week.
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Oh, so you get your camera back,
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but I'm still waiting on that kilo of coke
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that I spent hours carefully filling my butt with?
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Let me just change the settings.
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This camera is used to taking pictures from 800 feet away.
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And we want those pictures back, Oleg!
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Hey, everybody!
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Just call me "rush hour traffic"
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'cause I sure am horny.