not Dance Moms.

又不是《舞蹈妈妈》
I'm nervous. I'm not an actor.

人家紧张嘛我不是演员的料
Uh, no, you are not.

没错你的确不是
Give me that.

把台词给我
Got it.

记住了
Cocoa Puffs are a delicious part of any well-balanced breakfast!

营养均衡的早餐可可泡芙添美味
They're good for you, which parents love,

有益健康父母爱
and they taste like candy, which I love!

味道香甜我更爱
I can't help it! I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

情难自禁喊一句我为可可泡芙狂
Cuckoo!

疯啦
I'm tearing up, and it's not just the black mold in here.

我要落泪了不光是因为家里长了黑霉
Max, I think you may have just set the acting bar too high.

麦克斯你刚才可能把表演标准拉得太高了