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never hide anything like tickets so well
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even you can't find them.
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So what else about restaurants should we know
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besides no mayo on pastrami?
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You can order lobster at a steakhouse,
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but never order steak at a lobster shack.
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And never the chili in a fast-food chain, ever.
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And you should learn to cook a couple of things for yourself,
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because there'll be a few years between
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eating in a restaurant on your parents' dime
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and when you'll be able to afford it on your own.
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- When does that happen? - After high school.