Where's the body even?

尸体哪里去了
Beg your pardon, minor hiccup.

不好意思出了点小问题
My goons went to pick your father up, but nobody was home.

我的人去搬你父亲的尸体时没人在家
For a nominal fee,

为了象征性收一下费
we can scrounge up another body for you.

我们可以帮你找具其他人的尸体用
Would you care to peruse our loaner closet?

你想看一下我们的借用细则吗
Hey, assholes! Where were you?

混蛋们你们去哪里了
I planned the whole funeral, like you asked me to,

葬礼我都按照你们说的准备好了
and nobody showed.

可根本没人来
Yeah, we realized dad wouldn't have wanted some stuffy funeral.

我们后来意识到爸爸不想要什么无聊的葬礼
He would've wanted his body to be chopped up into chum

他会想让自己的尸体被切成肉末
and thrown in Derek Jeter's fat face.

然后扔到德瑞克·基特那张肥脸上