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we can scrounge up another body for you.
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Would you care to peruse our loaner closet?
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Hey, assholes! Where were you?
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I planned the whole funeral, like you asked me to,
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and nobody showed.
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Yeah, we realized dad wouldn't have wanted some stuffy funeral.
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He would've wanted his body to be chopped up into chum
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and thrown in Derek Jeter's fat face.
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Yeah, suck it, Jeter!
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Wait, what? Where is Dad?
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We got him chummed. He's in the truck.
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You chummed Dad?