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Sir, I'm afraid your card's been declined again.
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There's a problem. There's a fault.
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- There's money in there... - Use this.
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I put a big cheque in about 4 days ago. No, please.
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- It doesn't matter. - It does matter,
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cos I've been ordering things left, right and centre
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- and I only did that cos I thought... - It's fine.
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- I wouldn't have ordered them if you were paying. - No worries.
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- Everything's fine. - If you pay, it makes me look like a right prick,
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- doesn't it?! - Willy, it's fine!
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Why do you do that?
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Hello. My card's just been rejected and it shouldn't have been.