来自《殊途同归 第1季 第1集 第1集》

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  You married us. Me and the missus.
  我和老婆的婚礼是你主持的
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  25 years ago. Right there.
  二十五年前 就在那里
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  - I'm sorry, I... - It's OK. Why should you remember?
  -对不起 我... -没关系 记不住很正常
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  - One couple in thousands. - Yes.
  -芸芸众生里的一对 -没错
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  It's the daughter's turn next.
  现在轮到我女儿了
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  She's getting married, and I've got to make a speech.
  她要结婚了 我还要发言
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  I'm thinking of saying
  我在想 不然就说
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  "How long before they're sick of each other?
  "要过多久 他们才会厌倦彼此
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  This bride and groom, so much in love, how long
  这对新郎新娘如此相爱 要过多久
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  before she's got a fancy man and he's got a bit on the side?
  他们会红杏出墙 各自去寻欢作乐呢
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  It's a farce, marriage, a total bloody farce.
  婚姻根本是闹剧 彻头彻尾的闹剧
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  Hands up, all those who agree."
  同意的人请举手"