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- One couple in thousands. - Yes.
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It's the daughter's turn next.
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She's getting married, and I've got to make a speech.
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I'm thinking of saying
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"How long before they're sick of each other?
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This bride and groom, so much in love, how long
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before she's got a fancy man and he's got a bit on the side?
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It's a farce, marriage, a total bloody farce.
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Hands up, all those who agree."
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I've seen a lot of good marriages.
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A lot more bad ones, though, eh?
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The thing is, you marry a woman you fancy.