来自《儿童医院 第1季 第2集 第2集》

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  That's right. You don't have a brain tumor.
  没错 你没得脑瘤
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  - Yeah, that's what I said. - You don't have a brain tumor.
  -是啊 我已经说了 -你没得脑瘤
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  - I know. - Keep saying that, everyone.
  -废话 -大家一起来
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  "You don't have a brain tumor."
  "你没得脑瘤"
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  - You don't have a brain tumor. - You don't have a brain tumor.
  -你没得脑瘤 -你没得脑瘤
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  - That's your mantra. - You don't have a brain tumor.
  -这是给你的祈祷咒语 -你没得脑瘤
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  - All right, people. - Wait.
  -够了 各位 -等等我
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  Next, I want to go over how sick
  再接下来 我要说说那些脑残的服务员
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  and tired I am of rude waiters.
  是多么地让我深恶痛绝
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  I mean, it's like you're sitting
  比如说你在座位上枯等了15分钟
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  there for fifteen minutes and the guy comes over
  才有人上来招呼你
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  and he's like "Can I take your order?"
  语气还特脑残 "乃要点神马"