Man, why are you being such a dick about this?

伙计你怎么这么二呢
Oh, I'm being a dick?

你说我二
You're gonna feel like a

去看看日历你就知道
real jerk when we finally get to a calendar.

你才是妥妥的二货
You know what?

你知道吗
It just so happens I have a third-party calendar app on my Motorola.

我摩托罗拉手机里正好有日历
- Let's do this right now. - Fine. I'm right here.

-我们现在就看 -好我坐等结果
I hope we invade Iraq.

真希望我们能入侵伊拉克
No.

不是吧
Noooooooooooooo!

不要嗷嗷嗷
I quit.

我辞职了
Hey, there he is. Where did we go?

回过神啦我们说到哪儿了