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"Where's the sisterhood in that?"
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Ladies and gentlemen, the father of the bride.
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Marriage.
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You see two people in love like that,
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and you're jealous.
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One of them's your own daughter but you're still jealous.
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Why can't I feel what them two are feeling?
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"Why can't I have some of that?"
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Thanks!
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When me and Carmel were first married,
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we spent many a night huddled beneath the sheets,
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wrapped in each other's arms.