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in the middle of the bush.
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Anyway, one night we went out,
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we got back to the muddie,
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we switch off the lights and...
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a giant bat, circling the room,
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just waiting to pounce on one little bit of exposed flesh,
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one little bit of exposed, white, English flesh,
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and suck it dry.
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So that was one more night that we spent,
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huddled beneath the sheets, wrapped in each other's arms.
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It's just a pity that it took a giant blood sucking bat
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endlessly circling round the room to make that happen.