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- got me this gift card. - Oh, that was generous,
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considering you were lazy, obnoxious,
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and your coffee drinks tasted like roast dirt.
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Yeah, but they never had bugs.
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Dude, that is low.
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This is not a gift card. It's a bank card.
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You can use this anywhere.
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For $300! Wow!
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- Yeah, Laurie's gonna be stoked. - W-- Trav.
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Your old co-workers just gave you a $300 gift
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that Laurie doesn't know about,
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has no way of ever hearing about,