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- Ben? - I'm on it.
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Enjoying the view?
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More so now.
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We might not have Big Ben,
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but we do have the best regular-sized one.
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Do you write these lines down in advance,
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or do they just come to you?
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No, that's not a line.
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In fact the one thing you should know about me
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is that I'm a terrible liar.
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Ask me anything. I'll prove it.
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How many girlfriends do you have?