来自《坏老师 第1季 第1集 第1集》

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  Yeah, especially not on eHarmony.
  是啊 尤其是百合网上的
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  I know I said I'd braid yours next, but I'm not going to.
  我知道我说过等下要帮你俩编辫子 但我不会的
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  Be right back. Hold on.
  马上回来 等一下
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  Why are you reading?
  你怎么在看书
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  You can do that when we get home.
  可以到家了再看啊
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  Brie only lets me read when I'm on the elliptical.
  布里只让我在椭圆机上看书
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  And why do you need me?
  而且你还要我干吗
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  You have your worshippers.
  你都有崇拜者了
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  Someone needs to take a chillaxative.
  某人要淡定点哦
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  The patrol's my thing, but you've totally took it over!
  巡逻队是我的 但你完全占为己有了
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  You're not our new BFF just because
  就因为你给我们一点肤浅的建议
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  you gave us a few bits of surfacey advice.
  不代表你就是我们的新闺蜜了