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after the wedding check cleared.
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I've always loved this time of year--
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spiced pumpkin lattes, bringing my winter furs out,
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then bringing my winter furs to the dry cleaner's
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to get the red peta paint out.
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For me, it was jumping into a pile of leaves
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and finding a used condom.
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What's up, children of the corn?
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I will stay tonight and decorate diner
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for American holiday of Thanksgiving.
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I'm surprised you got the right holiday decorations.
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Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.