For me, it was jumping into a pile of leaves

节日之于我就是跳进一堆叶子
and finding a used condom.

像寻宝一样找一个用过的套子
What's up, children of the corn?

怎么了玉米田的小孩
I will stay tonight and decorate diner

今晚我会留下熬夜装饰餐厅
for American holiday of Thanksgiving.

为美国节日感恩节做好准备
I'm surprised you got the right holiday decorations.

我很意外你居然能拿对装饰物
Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.

上个月赎罪日你居然把复活节的兔子给摆出来
So many Jewish holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.

犹太节日太多我没空在维基百科上逐个搜
What, like I don't got a life?

笑屁啊我的生活又不是只有这餐馆
My father and I had a very special Thanksgiving tradition every year.

我和我爸每年感恩节都有一个特别的传统
Oh, let me guess.

我猜猜
You'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool,

你们飞到巴哈马之类的地方在泳池边逍遥