Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.

上个月赎罪日你居然把复活节的兔子给摆出来
So many Jewish holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.

犹太节日太多我没空在维基百科上逐个搜
What, like I don't got a life?

笑屁啊我的生活又不是只有这餐馆
My father and I had a very special Thanksgiving tradition every year.

我和我爸每年感恩节都有一个特别的传统
Oh, let me guess.

我猜猜
You'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool,

你们飞到巴哈马之类的地方在泳池边逍遥
and he'd light other people's stolen money on fire?

然后把你爸骗来的钱当柴火烧吗
No. We'd rent out the Waldorf Astoria ballrooms

不我们会在华尔道夫酒店租出一间宴会厅
and feed the homeless.

然后宴请那些无家可归的人
Don't look at me right now.

我现在没有脸见你
And after, we'd fly down to our home in St. Barts for two weeks.

之后我们就会飞到圣巴特岛度两周假
Okay, you can look at me again.

好吧我又有脸见你了