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Uh, yeah.
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Money isn't what makes the holidays special, Max.
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Uh, yeah.
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The holidays are totally about money.
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It's about spending money to buy things
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to stuff into the giant black sucking hole
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in the center of each of us that reminds us
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life is hard and then we die.
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And that's my Christmas card.
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Max, I'm aware this holiday season will be challenging,
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will I miss my 20-foot Christmas tree
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decorated by ten gay men? Yes.