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And then it'd be like it came from Santa!
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Come on, Max, we'd be great elves.
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I have the holiday spirit. You're great with kids.
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And we're both so desperate for money,
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we'll wear other people's tights.
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Max, I've been coming to this store at Christmastime
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with my father since I was little.
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I'd get all dressed up in my fanciest winter coat and hat
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and then stand in line to see Santa
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with my hands in my muff.
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And they didn't throw you out?
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There is nothing Christmas-y about this hallway.