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I'd get all dressed up in my fanciest winter coat and hat
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and then stand in line to see Santa
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with my hands in my muff.
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And they didn't throw you out?
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There is nothing Christmas-y about this hallway.
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It looks like the place Santa sends promiscuous elves
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to get the results of their S.T.D. test.
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Okay, that's the kind of comment
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that almost got us knocked out of the first round.
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You're lucky I edited your application.
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Why, what was so bad?
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You requested to work in Santa's sex toy shop.