Tell that to my candy-cane-shaped vibrator.

这话跟我拐杖糖形状的电动棒说去
Max!

麦克斯
I call it "Santa's big helper."

我称它为"圣诞老人的神来之手"
Please try and get into the holiday spirit.

请努力有点节日精神好吗
I know. If we get hired,

我想到了如果我们应聘成功
we'll go right home and watch Miracle on 34th Street.

我们就马上回家看《34街奇迹》吧
It'll be a miracle on 34th Street

如果我们能在这艘精灵运奴船上
if we make it out of the bottom of this slave ship

成功下船而不染上精灵坏血病
without elf scurvy.

那才是真正的奇迹呢
Hi.

你好
I couldn't help but overhear you mention Miracle on 34th Street.

我不小心听到你提到《34街奇迹》
That's my absolute favorite Christmas movie.

那是我最最喜欢的圣诞电影