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					Well, my corazon is beating muy rapido. 
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					Okay, and why aren't you in your elf costume yet? 
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					Because I was talking to those people over there, 
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					and there's a chance-- a slight chance, but a chance-- 
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					I could get moved to the strolling Christmas carolers. 
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					I overheard their ethnic mix is short a token blond. 
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					And I'm blond, baby! 
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					Forget it. You got me into the underbelly of the elf beast, 
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					and you are not bailing on me. 
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					But those period costumes are so much prettier. 
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					I will knock you from here 
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					to Rudolph's house if you abandon me.