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And you, put your knees together!
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I hope I didn't ruin Christmas
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- for all those sweet children. - No, you didn't.
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All they saw was a crotchless elf freaking out.
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But "Mary Christmas" will never recover.
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They'll find her in her studio apartment in two weeks
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hung from the chimney with care.
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Well, this is all kind of your fault.
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You told me to come to the dark side.
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I just told you to get in touch with your feelings.
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I didn't think you'd turn into Darth Caroline.
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Once I went there, I couldn't get back.