来自《新闻编辑室 第3季 第4集 第4集》

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  is done by anyone with a phone
  只要有部手机就能完成
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  and the time it takes to write "Epic fail."
  所耗用的时间只与写下"辉煌不再"这几个字相当
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  And as an old guy, I've got a lot more respect
  作为一个老人 我比你更尊重
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  for 18 to 25-year-olds than you do
  18至25岁的年轻人
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  'cause I don't believe their heads will explode
  因为我不相信
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  if you stop patronizing them for an hour a night
  没有你每晚花一个小时对他们颐指气使
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  and tell them what the fuck's going on in their lives
  告诉他们世界上究竟他妈出了什么事
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  and maybe even in the lives of other people.
  他们的脑袋就会爆炸
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  The air up on that pedestal must be pretty thin,
  台上一定空气稀薄
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  'cause you are delusional, sir.
  因为你都产生幻觉了 先生
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  If I am, I plan on staying that way.
  如果真是如此 我宁愿一直如此
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  And my network's staying, too.
  我的电视台也是