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Feeling a little like you didn't make the cut?
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I hereby declare that amateurs are awesome
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and professionals are so 20 years ago.
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Only instead of professionals, I'm gonna say old media,
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and instead of Jim, I'm gonna say Tim
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because I'm Hallie Shea, Senior Fuck You Correspondent
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- and I've decided to become a star. - Are you drunk?
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Did you out yourself about the
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Boston tweet to make sure no one suspected anyone else
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or did you do it to let our enemies know you were available?
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Do you hear the way you're talking right now?
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- Our enemies? - Did you?