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"Dear william, Merry Christmas. Dad."
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Wow, what a nice... penmanship.
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Who has nice penmanship?
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Uh, Will just got a Christmas card from his dad.
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Oh, isn't that nice.
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Oh, is that why your house isn't decorated,
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'cause you're gonna spend Christmas with your dad?
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No, I don't celebrate Christmas.
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- What? - How could you not celebrate Christmas,
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- it's the greatest holiday of all time? - It is.
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Okay, the day after Thanksgiving,
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