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It's that very special time of year, Greendale.
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A time for me to remind you
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that your school acknowledges no specialness
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to this time of year.
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You do, of course, have a constitutional right
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to lend this season the significance of your choosing
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in any of our designated holiday zones.
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Merry christmas, everybody.
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Don't you mean season's greetings?
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Come on, Shirley. You know it's Christmas.
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Yes, but as a modern Christian,