来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第11集 第11集》

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  Come on, Shirley. You know it's Christmas.
  得了吧 雪瑞 你明知道就是圣诞节
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  Yes, but as a modern Christian,
  没错 但作为新时代的基督徒
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  I've learned to be sensitive
  我要照顾别人的想法
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  to other cultures' jealousies.
  免得异教徒们妒火中烧
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  So what are we doing this year?
  今年干啥呢
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  Well, I'm taking a relaxation course next semester.
  我下学期要学《放松》课
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  And I was going to use the break
  我打算利用这个假期
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  to do all the reading in advance.
  提前预习一遍
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  I'm shutting myself in with my video games.
  我打算宅在家打游戏
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  Fake-murdering people is gonna be
  戏中杀人太给力了
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  my new holiday tradition.
  以后过节都这样
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  Hm. This is disappointing.
  真伤感情