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How do you know Ryan's friend?
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Those are the first words I've ever spoken to him.
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Are you okay? You seem a little mopey.
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No! This is fun.
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I mean, Ryan is super pretty.
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Plus he's not at all afraid of cologne.
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And you know, it's only been 20 minutes,
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But I've learned so much
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About "the real world/ road rules challenge."
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Let's cross our fingers,
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That his application gets accepted this year!
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You want to kill yourself, don't you?