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Look, you think I'm the bad guy
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because I didn't invite him to my son's birthday.
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But you know where he was for most of my birthdays?
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Little place that rhymes with "Not there."
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Times square?
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The four of you hear an ominous screeching.
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Moving upward into view,
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three huge, white arachnids with eagle wings.
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Sky spiders.
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I draw my sword...
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And I cry out, "Back, eight-legged demons!
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"I will not scoop you up with a catalogue