that involves less doctoring and more

跟行医没什么关系的事
making a commercial for the Buy More?

比如帮买多多做广告
What?

什么
The Buy More needs a fresh face.

买多多需要一个新面孔
I appreciate you thinking about me,

我很感谢你能想到我
but I'm about to go on paternity leave

但我要去陪产假
to spend more time with my family.

多花时间陪家人了
Sure, I did some modeling for Abercrombie & Fitch back in college,

不过我大学时倒是给A&F做过模特
but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.

但我早就洗手不干了
Hold on, son.

慢着孩子
I'm not talking about doing some teenage porno here.

我说的不是那些小黄片
Look around! This is your brother-in-law's place of business,

瞧瞧这这是你小舅子的公司啊