Oh, God, do you think something's wrong?

不是出事了吧
Just tell me Jeff's not trying to bathe in the washing machine again.

不会是杰弗里又在洗衣机里洗澡吧
So this is more than just a store.

因此这不仅仅是一家商店
This is my second home.

这里是我第二个家
It's the 1080-P television that I watch the big game on.

看大赛我用这的1080P高清电视
The waterproof radio that I listen to in the shower.

洗澡时我用防水收音机听广播
It's the industrial blender that I use to make my protein shakes

这工业搅拌机用来制作的蛋白饮品
that help me look like this all day long.

让我一天精力充沛
It's like his eyes follow everyone in the store.

他的眼神穿透了每个人啊
So yeah,

所以呀
I guess for someone like myself,

我想你要是像我这样
who's a heart surgeon and a natural athlete,

一个心脏外科医生运动健将