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"Have the authentic Williamsburg experience."
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Oh, you mean getting clumsily felt up
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by a guy who looks like he came from the gold rush?
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Anyone can stay at a hotel.
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But how often can you say you went to New York
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and stayed at a "Brooklyn Bohemian barn apartment
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with a live-in horse"?
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Girl, you are good.
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So now we just have to pick who gets our apartment.
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A guy looking to get away from it all.
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That's a suicide.
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You're right. We lie, they lie.