Well, I shaved of a couple of inches for the photo.

我把房间的照片"修了修"
You know the drill.

你们肯定懂的嘛
So why the hell are you staying here?

所以你们为啥要来住这
Is this training for when your looks run out?

想先为年华老去的未来做准备训练吗
Oh, look. The kitchen is so cute!

你看厨房好有爱
Question: how do you walk the runway blind?

请问你们都瞎了是怎么走T台的
It's just that we stay at the same Four Seasons all the time.

是因为我们每次都是住在同样的四季酒店
Well, you will experience at least two seasons here,

在我们这里因为恒温器坏了
'cause the thermostat's broken.

你们能体验到两季
It's 40 outside and 100 in here.

外面摄氏四度里面摄氏38度
So as advertised, this is our sauna.

就像广告里写的这里就是桑拿区
And our Bohemian barn's right out that door.

而我们波西米亚风的马厩就在那门外