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Good news, Martha. I have your flat iron
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looking pretty much back to normal.
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Oh, that's good. Keep it.
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Again, sorry about your cashmere sweaters in here.
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But when we ran out of paper towels,
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you did scream, "Just use anything, make it stop."
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And of course, we'll pay to have them all dry cleaned.
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Oh, that's nice. Keep them.
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Okay, we can leave.
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I am off the phone with my therapist.
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And it goes without saying,
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we won't charge you guys for this weekend.