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Ah, well here's a solution for you.
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Maybe you could stop thinking about him
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if you didn't have a Google alert for
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"Trent + Harris + dead."
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- OK, so you saw that. - Yes!
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Then you know his memorial service is coming up.
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- I think I should go. - I think that's a great idea.
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If you wanna kill half your yearbook.
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Because Trent's friends and classmates
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are also your friends and classmates,
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so they see you, they die.
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Yes, OK, but what if his ghost is there