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My mother made me wear mittens to bed.
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Because you're a little slut.
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No. Because she didn't understand me.
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So I ran away from home,
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met some jazz musicians, real free thinkers.
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I fell in love with the bass player.
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Mistake.
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As soon as he put a ring on my finger,
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I was his property.
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He could screw every Betty in town,
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and I had to stay home and scrub his dirty drawers.
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So come Fleet Week, he gets home and finds me